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foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

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mattys1975:

weredressedinblackheadtotoe:

This is definitely the best thing I have ever seen

aw you can just tell he’s freaking out on the inside (:

Anonymous: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

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foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug
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palswithpetewentz:

ryn-bo:

palswithpetewentz:

I told them to act like they were the coolest kids on the block for the picture and after we took it pete said “I’m sorry I don’t think I was really cool in that” im

LMFAO PATRICK THO

I KNOW HE SMILED THE BIGGEST WHEN I TOLD HIM WHAT KIND OF PICTURE I WANTED SO I KNEW TO EXPECT SOMETHING GREAT
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